Aaron Parecki

Counting the number of corporate hoodies and t-shirts on this flight from PDX to AWS re:invent.. Cloudability, New Relic, Twistlock, Sumo, and of course @Okta. I think they call this the "nerd bird". See you there! 👋✈️

So it turns out my TV didn't break after all. There was just a secret power switch on the bottom that I didn't know existed.

My TV broke just in time for the Black Friday deals. I'm on the train right now heading to the Best Buy by the airport, and with any luck will emerge with a new TV. Or I will find out how many people come down from Vancouver to shop at that Best Buy. Wish me luck.

It's 4:30pm, I haven't even started the main thing I was supposed to do today, and it's already getting dark and now I want a beer. #WinterInPortland

In case you were wondering what I will be doing the 4 or 5 days a month that I am home in between travel ➡️ https://twitter.com/anomalily/status/1064377654600589313 #BuffyPreboot

"I treat Instagram stories like a disposable visual Twitter" - @anomalily

Yet another example of why SMS is terrible for 2fa and account recovery.

"the database — running on Amazon’s Elasticsearch — was configured with a Kibana front-end, making the data within easily readable"

https://techcrunch.com/2018/11/15/millions-sms-text-messages-leaked-two-factor-codes/

TIL my iPhone's FaceID doesn't recognize me when my mouth is full of food